Ethiopian jokes
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
You're so anorexic that you'd beat an Ethiopian villager in a beauty contest.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What do Ethiopians and castanets have in common?
They go "Click click" "Clack clack".
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Chode.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.