Ethiopian jokes
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Chode.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.