Ethiopian

Ethiopian Jokes

Rave

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

Stick toast to the ceiling.

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  • Earth

    What's the fastest thing on earth?

    An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.

    Football

    There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

    Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

    Food

    Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

    Don't worry, neither have they.

    Baby

    Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

    It was having a mid-life crisis.