How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Chode.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
