Ethiopian jokes
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Chode.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.