Joker jokes

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

Joker: Knock knock...

Batman: Who's there?

Joker: Not your parents!

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Jokers are all about the delivery.

Except abortion jokes...

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Wish jokers.

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!