Joker Jokes

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

Joker: Knock knock...

Batman: Who's there?

Joker: Not your parents!

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

Jokers are all about the delivery.

Except abortion jokes...

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Wish jokers.

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.