A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
Wish jokers.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
