Joker jokes
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Wish jokers.