Joker jokes

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

Joker: Knock knock...

Batman: Who's there?

Joker: Not your parents!

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Jokers are all about the delivery.

Except abortion jokes...

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Wish jokers.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍