Joker

Joker jokes

Door

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

Prescription

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

Phone

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

Memes

Grenade

What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

They both make noise after you throw them.

Deck

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

Enemy

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

Jester

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

Rapper

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.

Comedian

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Category

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Sequel

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Skeleton

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.