The 25+ Best Joker Jokes

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture

Joker: Knock knock... Batman: Who's there? Joker: Not your parents!

Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who I'm?

i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational

Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying

now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

what did the joker say to harley quinn? nothing

"I hope my death would make for sense then my life"- joker

I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club

Jokers are all about the delivery. Except abortion jokes...

(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)

What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.

joker gives batman a coupan for new parents its expired

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*