Joker

Joker Jokes

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house

(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)

What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER! I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I’m Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going yo rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forcast you f*cking idiot.