Joker jokes

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

Joker: Knock knock...

Batman: Who's there?

Joker: Not your parents!

Wish jokers.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?

"Hey, why so cereal?"

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.

OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.