Humor
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt? She was on fire.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Your (DYM 64).