What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Ethiopian Speedster with a Voucher
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. You think you're smart posting jokes, huh? This one's playing on the stereotype that Ethiopians are always starving. So, put an Ethiopian and a McDonald's voucher together, and bam! You got the fastest dude on earth. It's messed up, but that's the joke, numbskull.