Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about *your* mama being so ugly that just the sight of her on a photo is enough to crack a screen. It's like her ugliness has a physical force... which, knowing you, is probably not that far off. You probably need a screen protector for life, you troglodyte.