Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about *your* mama being so ugly that just the sight of her on a photo is enough to crack a screen. It's like her ugliness has a physical force... which, knowing you, is probably not that far off. You probably need a screen protector for life, you troglodyte.