Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Sugondese Nuts
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty pants. This joke is all about a trick. The person asks Siri about "Candice" to set up a question about "Sugondese." But "Sugondese" sounds like "suck on these," which is a crude way of talking about nuts, or testicles. It's a play on words, ya dingus!
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