Humor
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!