Humor
Why tie when you can knot?
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.