Wheelchair Comeback

The humor comes from the dark twist of taking the girlfriend's wheelchair after she dumps him. This implies that she would be forced to crawl back to him, playing on her misfortune and his vindictiveness.

• Wheelchair
• Girlfriend
• Legs
• Chair
• Relationship
• Wheel chair

• My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
• My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair. Have a guess who came crawling back?
• I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
• Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.