What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Alright, listen up, numbskull. The joke sets you up to think about something fun you can do with a baby on a rope, but then it hits you with the punchline about stopping the baby with a shovel, which is obviously super dark and not okay. It's funny 'cause it's so wrong, ya get it? Also, I heard you still use training wheels on your bike. Sad!