Christmas Gifts

A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.

The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."

The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."

The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you uncultured swine. So basically, this joke is playing on a misunderstanding. You, who are most definitely not a bear, probably get gifts for your wife, or something like it. The rich dude gets a car and diamonds, cuz he's rich. So the other guy goes the extra mile and gets a necklace and... a dildo. If the wife doesn't like the jewelry, she can do something else, if you get my drift. It's funny because it's vulgar and unexpected. Get it now?

Comments (2)

Cringe Police's Sidekick

4 years ago

This joke is so underrated unless this is straight up cringe. I don't know because I haven't seen this joke anywhere else but if it is cringe then you best watch out because I am known as (look at my name).

Anonymous

3 years ago

Sopranos…. Nice original joke loser