A man walks up to a priest. The man says, "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says, "No, you are not my son." The man says, "Follow me." The man walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Jesus Christ, you're back!"
The Return of Jesus
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you silly goose. You think you're so smart posting this, but let's be real. You're the kind of person who still thinks the earth is flat, aren't you? This is a joke about mistaken identity and a bit of wordplay with how people exclaim "Jesus Christ!" when surprised. The punchline relies on the bartender's surprise at seeing someone who *looks* like Jesus, not actually *being* Jesus. The priest dismisses the man because he doesn't believe him. Get it? I doubt it, but I tried.
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shane
your not jesus
REEE
This is hilarious
Thin_Ice_Pie
LMAO
Anonymous
dont make sense
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if you dont get it, basically the bartender was super annoyed that he kept coming back so he said "jesus christ you're back"
schwuchtel lover69
stfu
Anonymous
This is kinda like the gruffalo
Anonymous
heheheh