Humor
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What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
Guess!!!!?
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
I'm a rapist.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.