Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
Humor
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
