Humor
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Ballz!
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.