What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?

On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

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  • What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

    Two test tickles.

    God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.