Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Mr. Big Bloke's Chicken
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. So, the chicken crosses the road, right? But instead of a normal reason, like getting to the other side, it wants to get manhandled by some dude named Mr. Big Bloke. It's supposed to be funny 'cause it's nasty. Also, people that post things like this have small pee pees.