When Is Michael's Bedtime?

Alright listen up, buttercup. You see, Michael Jackson was accused of, how do I put this delicately... messing with kids. The joke implies that bedtime at his house is when the big (adult) hand touches the little (child's) hand on a clock. Get it? It's funny because it's true...kinda. And you, my friend, probably believe everything you read on the internet. Sad!