Humor
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."