Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, basically, your hairline is receding faster than Lighting McQueen when he bails to get milk. McQueen never came back. Get it? You're balding because, well, you touch grass for approximately 0 seconds a day. Sad, but true.