I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
