Human

Human jokes

Mama

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Death

What do fire and people have in common?

They will both eventually die out.

Alien

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

Batman

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

Shark

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

Woman

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Jesus

Boy: *scares girl*

Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"

Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*

Girl: What work?

Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"

Baby

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

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  • Midget

    If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

    1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

    2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

    3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

    4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

    5. Was this funny?

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