So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
im a human syke im pickle rick
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
