Human jokes
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.