Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
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Listen up, nimrod! The joke is that Jesus shows up every time someone says his name. Kinda like Beetlejuice, but with more miracles and less sand worms. The girl said "Jesus" because she was startled, and BAM, there he is, ready to clock in for his "appearing when summoned" shift. It's funny because it's unexpected and makes Jesus sound like he's got a really annoying job.