How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
What is one thing humans do before they eat? They beat there meat to make nuggets
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone Catastrophe
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom.So he could querk.
what day can you have sex on?
answer: Wednesday why? because its a hump day
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A Human can chop down a tree A Tree can't chop down a human
A man walks into a bar the man says why the human face Itβs not funny At All
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Itβs true. I canβt remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard
Orphans are human too! They just don't know who their parents are and where! I know 4 sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah and Iariah and they said they are orphans too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog is what a human
What is the difference between a human and a bird π¦ ? A bird can fly and a human can not fly
What do you call a dead human....
A DEAD HUMAN HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing