I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
