Human jokes

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.

There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

What’s under the bottom?

Your legs.

I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?

Brownies.

Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

What are twins’ favorite fruit?

Pairs 🍐.

If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?

What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?

Aaron.