Human jokes
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.