How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head ?
mummy
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
Yo mama is so old she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so fat the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!
