Pyramid jokes

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?

Turn on the gas chamber.

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?

mummy

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?

They were always using pyramid schemes!

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

Curry.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.