Pyramid jokes

If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.

(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?

In hope to find a mummy.

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?

They were always using pyramid schemes!

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?

mummy

How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?

Turn on the gas chamber.

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

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