Boy With No Limbs

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this little dude, right? No arms, no legs, nada. And someone asks what you call him. Now, most folks would be all, "I don't know!" But here's the kicker: you call him names because, well, he's got no limbs to stop you! See, it's funny because it's mean, and you wouldn't expect it. You probably need this explanation because you can't grasp the basics. You're as sharp as a marble, aren't you?