Pee pee jokes

Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

My pee pee fell off.

Pee pee poo poo wall.

Penis, peepee, poopoo!

PP in the poo poo.

Pee.