Human

Human jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

Orphan

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Bone

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

Sandwich

What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.

Eraser

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

Eagle

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

Because they both have eyes.

Skeleton

What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.

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  • Head

    How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

    Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

    Papyrus

    Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.