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What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
im a human syke im pickle rick
when the feminists find out that it humanity not huwomanity
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
I like my humans like I like my chicken................Fully cooked
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Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
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What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Chuck Norris met god once. Now god is the puny human.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!
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what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"
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what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!!!!!!!!
