Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
The Pee Pee Question
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This "joke" is playing on the expectation that length is more important than girth. The punchline is that the pee pee is short but wide, which is unexpected. You probably have that, but reversed.
YO MAMA
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