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Rose

A photo of a smiling man and woman wearing bike helmets. Text above them reads: "Roses are Red, Sandwich is Grilled". Text below them reads: "Millennial Couple Bikes Through ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans Are Kind' and Gets Killed."

Fact

A still from a scene in the Disney movie "Beauty and the Beast" showing Belle looking at the Beast. Text on top of the image reads: "FACT: Belle did NOT know the beast could turn into a human, she was fully prepared to bang him as is."

Math

LOL LOOK AT THIS OMG

The image shows the word "MATH" in large, white letters centered on a black background. Below it, in slightly smaller white letters, it says "Mental Abuse To Humans."

Boy

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Pyramid

The image shows three aliens in the foreground with two UFOs in the background. The text says, "The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just about to give them equipment when they start building it with their bare fucking hands."

Wish

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Thanos

Super true

A close-up photo of a man with a bald head and goatee. The text overlay reads: "Thanos with human skin looks like the guy from Pawn Stars."

Dinosaur

A white cat with black spots is in focus, staring at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: "ARE YOU A HUMAN?" LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO"

Reaction

The image shows a man with a confused expression. The text reads: "My blood cell's reaction after seeing me tear off a scab that took them 10 hours to make."

Heart

The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

Evolution

Me anytime something goes wrong.

The image shows a visual depiction of the stages of human evolution, from a primate to a barcode. The text above the image reads, "Reject humanity", and the text below says, "become barcode".

Cat

An orange cat is sitting on the floor in front of a tea bag. The text on the image says: "Some cats bring their humans birds and mice... Oliver brings me tea bags."

Spaghetti

The image consists of four panels arranged in a two-by-two grid. Each panel depicts the same cartoon skeleton character, Papyrus, from the video game Undertale, standing next to a white sign. In the first panel, Papyrus is pointing upward with one hand, and the sign reads "FIND HUMAN". In the second panel, Papyrus has a hand on his head, looking surprised, and the sign reads "MAKE SPAGHETTI". In the third panel, Papyrus is smiling with his hand down, and the sign reads "SANS MAKES A PUN". The fourth panel shows Papyrus with his hands on his hips, also next to a sign that reads "SANS MAKES A PUN".

Maker

A movie poster style image showing a smiling man with a friendly centipede wrapped around him. Text on the image reads: From the makers of Ratatouille. The Human Centipede. Disney Pixar logos are in the center.

Sound

The image shows two cards. The top card asks "What's that sound?" The bottom card answers, "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum."

Job

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

Good boy

A Golden Retriever dog is lying down and looking to the side with a smug expression. Text above reads: When your human says "Who's a good boy?" and you already know it's you.

HIV

Monke

The meme shows an image of Shrek looking bewildered. The text overlayed says, "God: gives monkeys HIV so humans won't do anything sexual to them. Humans: gets HIV. God:"

Masturbation

The image is a picture of a galaxy with an arrow pointing to a specific area of the galaxy with the text 'You are here furiously masturbating'.

Memes

"LOVE YOUR
NEIGHBOR AS
YOURSELF"
YOU FUCKING
MORON
HELLO
NEIGHBOR
YOU WORTHLESS
PIECE OF HUMAN
SHIT
BY EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS FOR Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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