Human jokes
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."