is that a person over there Na its jesus
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
Why are skinny. People skinny? Because he Don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone Catastrophe
THE REASON WHY WOMEN HAVE SUFFERED LONGER THEN MEN IS BECAUSE MEN ARE USING WOMEN AND ABUSING THEM AS TOOLS AND PROPERTY WHICH THEY AREN’T DURING WWll WOMEN WERE USED EVERYDAY BY EVIL MEN FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR WIVES AND MUSILM WOMEN ARE BEING RAPED, WOMEN CHILDREN ARW BEING RAPED EVERYDAY WHILE YOU FUCKING TURDS OF HUMAN SHIT ARE MAKING JOKES OF ISSUES THAT NEED TO STOP SO STO WITH THE HOMOPHOBIA, ISLAMPHOBIA, BIPHOBIA AND ALL THE OTHER PHOBIAS MAKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT, ASSAULT AND RAPE VICTIMS VOICES HEARD WE WILL NOT STAY SILENT BECAUSE OF THIS SHITTY APP! ALSO GOD CREATED WOMEN EQUALY AS MEN DO NOT MISTREAT YOUE SISTERS, MOTHERS, AUNGS, MOTHER IN LAWS HOPE ALL YOU RAPISTS SEXUAL ABUSERS, SEXUAL ASSAULTERS ROT IN HELL WHERE YOU DESERVE TO BE NOT IN THIS COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER PLACE HELL IS WHERE YOU BELONG 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? HUMANS OBVIOUSLY.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
im a human syke im pickle rick
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
A man walks into a bar the man says why the human face It’s not funny At All
yo mama so ugly that when she went through a face id it didn't think she was human
What do you call a protest that gets crowded
Human trafficking
