Human Nature jokes
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".
I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Community talk
Actually, Alain, while humans are capable of cruelty, selfishness, and betrayal, judging the entire species by its worst behavior overlooks the amazing qualities that humans also possess. Unlike dogs, humans have the capacity for complex reasoning, self-sacrifice, creativity, and empathy that go far beyond instinct. People have built hospitals, created systems of justice, rescued strangers in times of disaster, and devoted their lives to helping others they may never even meet again. Human intelligence is not proven by perfection, but by the ability to reflect, grow, and consciously choose compassion despite flaws and conflicting desires.
The difference between dogs and humans is that dogs are grateful, while humans often are not. It is a rare trait to find in many humans. Hence quite comical when humans are called the most intelligent species, yet they are often the ones who harm/banish/ruin others of their own kind. In the end, humans can be considered the most intellectually limited and dumbest species on this planet, unless some of them develop true humane qualities. Isn't it ironic?
Have a nice weekend, everyone.
People are weird as fuck