Human Nature jokes

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Humanity.

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)