60+ Treasure Jokes

My family is like a treasure.

You need a map and shovel to find them.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer!

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"