My family is like a treasure...
You need a map and shovel to find them.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
What's a pirates favourite shop
Arrrrrrrrgos
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, It just waved.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon? Arrrrrr-ceus!
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
