Treasure jokes
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!