Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them they got a paper cut
why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body"
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents
What did the Orphan say when he googled Orphan jokes? I would say these jokes hit home but there is no home to hit.
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Why don't bulls play archery tjey might hit a bulls-eye
WHAT HAPPEND WHEN A HAMMER PUNISHED THE NAIL
HE HIT HIM
DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
i beat up a failed musician until he started crying. i thought a few hits would cheer him up!
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
How ironic is this ?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers
