DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body"
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what did the tower say to the other one
i will see you later i am about to get hit
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
̈HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZ- ̈
One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them they got a paper cut
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss
youve been hit by youve been struck by planes
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
I got hit in the balls by a tenis ball
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides When aa plane hits it.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents
