What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides When aa plane hits it.
I got hit in the balls by a tenis ball
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
