Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
How ironic is this ?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
