Hit jokes

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.