Hit jokes

What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?

The rope.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.