I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Hit Jokes
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
