Hit jokes
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?