Hit jokes
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.