Hit jokes

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!