Hit Jokes

Why don't bulls play archery tjey might hit a bulls-eye

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡

What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0

Q:Why is it fun to hit an orphan

A:Who are they going to tell there parents

nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip

What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.

What did the Orphan say when he googled Orphan jokes? I would say these jokes hit home but there is no home to hit.

why did james fall off the swing? he had no arms

Do u know how i lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river? Moses hits the adoption lottery!

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can't remember either.

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.

my brother tried to hit this guy with a plan and but hit the twin towers

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.