Hit Jokes

yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth

bob it, twist it, pull it, hit, turn it, twist it, slide it.

John kreeses forehead broke when silver hit ‘‘em in the forehead

nostalgia hits you like a train. it's so hard, you can even wake up.

One time, a man got mad at me because i was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on man it was only a couple of bruises!

you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving

so nfl teams were playing football on me and then justin jefferson hit some thing called the gritty on me

What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first

The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope

Do u know how i lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D

What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river? Moses hits the adoption lottery!

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

Why did the dog cross the road? It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can't remember either.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.