Hit jokes

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!

I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.

Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.

Nobody:

JFK: :) Hi guys!

JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.