I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
