I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
