Jack and jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo but jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone? Because they can’t hit the home button
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
what did the tower say to the other one
i will see you later i am about to get hit
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
̈HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZ- ̈
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope
One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides When aa plane hits it.
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
nobody: Jfk: :) hi guys JFK's killer: ayo look at this shit i just hit a clip
What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0
I got hit in the balls by a tenis ball
I really wanna hit you right now but that would be animal abuse
youve been hit by youve been struck by planes
