Hit Jokes

If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run

Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet. Then it hit me

The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"

why did theautistic kid walk across a busy road?... He was chasing is mind and got hit my a car

Why did the wall fall over?

A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot

i like trains *train hits him*

You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies

Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone? Because they can’t hit the home button

Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose

Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...

Boy:get the hell out

When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people

WHAT HAPPEND WHEN A HAMMER PUNISHED THE NAIL

HE HIT HIM

Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.