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✨Jassy✨

These memes got me re-thinking life

A Twitter post with the text '*hits blunt*' above the question, 'If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off?' Below the text are two images of a person with different expressions.

Yourgirl_gabby13!

Why is it spicy?

A man in a green polo shirt and khaki pants is flailing his arms and legs in a silly way, as if in reaction to something unpleasant. Text on top says: "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Nateツ

A person is laying horizontally against the wall as if they are trying to avoid touching the ground. Above, the text reads "When you hit the spider and it runs under the bed."

Heroin Monkey

"Stop hitting my child
in the head with a
lead pipe!"

Heroin Monkey

Trying out this new golf cart and just hit a family
of 4! Talk about a squad wipe! #noskins

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

M3ME G0D

A red dodgeball is on a green grassy field with two blurry figures in the background.

✨Jassy✨

DAMNNNNN

A man is shown in two different photos. In the first photo, the man is wearing a black hoodie. In the second photo, he is wearing a white hoodie. Above the images is written: "*HITS BLUNT* What if someone died in the living room?"

hayden💯💯💯

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A man in a black uniform shirt and tan pants is in the middle of a store aisle. He has a very distinct pose with his left leg lifted in the air as though he's been startled. He is looking directly at the camera. The text at the top reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

Toast ツ

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

GG Miller

LMAO

A man with a mustache looks annoyed. Text on top of the image: "When the funny mental health meme hits a little too close to home." Text at the bottom of the image: "- [laughs]"

DrNoob72

The image shows a two-panel meme. The upper panel shows a magazine cover with a headline that reads, "Paralysed teen learned to walk" and below "Hit by car...and paralysed again". The magazine also has two images, one of a woman standing smiling and another of her receiving medical attention. The text "As Jade is now" can be seen too. The bottom panel shows a close up of Iron Man with a caption that says "God" over his face and "Stay down. Final warning." at the bottom.

shaylie lol

A doll in a pink box looks as if she's just realized she farted. The image contains the text: "She looks like she farted in the box and it finally hit her."

Chri5

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

✨Jassy✨

This meme got me rethinking my life

The image shows a meme with the text "*hits blunt* If you pour ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?" above four pictures of people making a confused face.

stillwaiting..

A man in a work uniform is awkwardly mid-step in a store aisle. The text says, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

loading.....

oh well there goes another one

A car is shown nose-diving into a pothole filled with water. The text overlaid on the image reads "People in Ohio be like: Hit a pothole today..."

Yourgirl_gabby13!

Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin

A young child with a scrunched up face looking annoyed. The text overlay reads, "GUESS WHAT I LEARNED AFTER DADDY HIT HIS THUMB WITH THE HAMMER."

LoserIsPro

VICTORY ROYALE POKÉMON CARD BE LIKE

A Pokemon card featuring Doodlebob, the white drawing from Spongebob, who is standing with a pencil above Spongebob and Patrick who seem to be knocked out. The text on the card reads "DOODLEBOB LV.9999999999 200 HP STAGE 2 Victory Royale! hahahahahah 150 I hit U meme on u 200 chickennugget weakness +40 resistance -40 fake card".

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