Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Orphans and iPhones
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. See, orphans don't have a "home". The iPhone has a home button, so it's a play on words. I get it, you're probably some soyboy with a participation trophy.
Anonymous
Because they Have no home
Anonymous
Because they can't find the home button