History jokes
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Memes
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!