I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
History Jokes
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
"Another one bites the dust."
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
