History jokes
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Memes
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.