History jokes
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!