History jokes
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Memes
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.