History jokes

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"

I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.

It's my fort knight.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

Why's it called a Caesar Salad?

'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.

It's important to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.

*looks up*

Oh, never mind.

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.