History jokes
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Memes
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.