History jokes
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.