History jokes
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"