History jokes
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.