The Invention of Baptism

  • It's important to wash your sex toys.

    That's why priests invented baptism.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke implies priests created baptism as a way to cleanse...ahem..."sex toys." You see, baptism is a religious thing, but here it's used in a dirty way! Bet your diaper needs changing now.

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