French Fries jokes
Why are french fries rude?
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
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Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Potato.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
