French Fries jokes
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet? They ketchup.
Why are french fries rude?
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Potato.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
