French Fries jokes
Why are french fries rude?
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Potato.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
