History jokes
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
"Welcome to the gulag."
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).