History jokes
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldnโt fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Memes
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasnโt all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Itโs amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitlerโs Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isnโt that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
โI guess we are going down together!โ