History jokes
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Memes
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.