History jokes
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
My great grandpa killed Hitler.