History jokes
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
The twins are falling down.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.