History jokes
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Memes
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.