History jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.