History jokes
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"