I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
History Jokes
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... đ
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Whatâs Queen Elizabethâs pickup line?
Youâre breathtaking!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
Whatâs the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldnât be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Who is Osama Bin Ladenâs secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
