History jokes
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.