History jokes
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.