History jokes

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?

They are skilled at separating colors.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.

Fall

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.