Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
History Jokes
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
