History jokes
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.