
History jokes
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Memes
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Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
