History jokes
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.