History jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.
Memes
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.