What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
