History jokes
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.