History jokes

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

Why do white people own a lot of pets?

Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?

Helen Killer.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.

Why's it called a Caesar Salad?

'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.