History jokes
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Sniff a liter of petrol. You'll go back to the dream time at.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!