History jokes
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
How do you kill a little boy?
You throw him between two Catholic priests.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.