If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
History Jokes
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
