History jokes
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
"Another one bites the dust."
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.