History jokes
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
"Another one bites the dust."
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.