History jokes
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Memes
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.