History jokes
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.