History jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
Memes
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.