History jokes
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.