French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You think them fries is French, huh? Newsflash, genius, they ain't! They actually got their start in Greece. I know, right? You're shook! And by the way, do you know that people can survive for weeks without food, but only days without water? Now go hydrate yourself!