History jokes
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Memes
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
"I’m coming for you two!"
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"