History jokes
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Make America hate again.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Thanksgiving
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!