History jokes
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Memes
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!