History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Memes
It's even better when they get charged by a 19 yo with a funny boom boom stick
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.