History jokes
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Memes
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Taig
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!