History jokes
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Thanksgiving
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"