History jokes
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
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Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!