Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! This joke is about the UK and USA being terrible at chess because they lost their "queen" and "two towers." Get it? "Queen" is a chess piece, and the "two towers" is a reference to the Twin Towers that got destroyed. It's like, they suck at chess AND had a major historical tragedy. You're probably still scratching your head, aren't you?