History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Memes
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.