History jokes
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.