Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
History Jokes
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
