History jokes
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.