Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
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Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
