History jokes
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Memes
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.