History jokes
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Memes
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)