History jokes
Taig
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Memes
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"