History jokes
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
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Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.