History jokes
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.