History jokes
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Make America hate again.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.