History jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.