Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
History Jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
