History jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Make America hate again.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Memes
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.