History jokes
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."