History jokes
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Memes
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
9/11 Joke?
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What game did knights play most often?