History jokes
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
9/11 Joke?
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What game did knights play most often?
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!