My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"
when was the first black friday?
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why does an orphan cry on thanksgiving
family gathering
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" Said the turkey.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? ... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
Why are natives called redskins? Idk ask the pilgrims 😂
what the difference between a thanks giving turkey and my kid.I only stuff the turkey
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks " what's that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
Yo mama so fat she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog
Mom:Dont forget to unload the dishwasher
Mom:did you finish ur homework?
Mom:We are going to ur grandmothers house for thanksgiving
Mom:Dad and i talked we are getting a new car next month
Son:u are?? oh my gosh thank you
Mom:No i was just making sure you were getting my texts
Son:that was cruel
