My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say "thats thanksgiving man!"
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Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" Said the turkey.
when was the first black friday?
1619
why does an orphan cry on thanksgiving
family gathering
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? ... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving
Why are natives called redskins? Idk ask the pilgrims 😂
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what the difference between a thanks giving turkey and my kid.I only stuff the turkey
Mom:Dont forget to unload the dishwasher
Mom:did you finish ur homework?
Mom:We are going to ur grandmothers house for thanksgiving
Mom:Dad and i talked we are getting a new car next month
Son:u are?? oh my gosh thank you
Mom:No i was just making sure you were getting my texts
Son:that was cruel
Yo mama so fat she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog
