Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Reason for Jail
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of getting a date. The person is in jail and acts all innocent, saying they "only" caused 9/11. Get it? 9/11 was a huge tragedy, and they're making light of it! You wouldn't understand it because you think the earth is flat and that birds are government drones.